Community Muppateers Right Hand in Critical Condition Following Elmo Assassination Attempt (Onion Radio News) by Gary Kopycinski on March 4, 2012 Gary Kopycinski Author More in Community: Kopy’s Kolumn: Life in the Dash March 10, 2024 Park Forest Library Offers a Variety of Health Sessions and Entertainment in April March 7, 2024 Village Sponsors Tour of the Climate Action Museum in Chicago February 27, 2024 Sesame Street-(ENEWSPF)- Perhaps my favorite story ever from The Onion Radio News. Enjoy the official report on the Elmo assassination attempt.