by Jamison Foser
In the Seinfeld episode “The Comeback,” George Costanza is embarrassed by his inability to think of a response to a co-worker who made fun of his overconsumption of shrimp cocktail by saying, “Hey George, the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.” George later thinks up what he believes is the ideal comeback, “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you,” and becomes obsessed with gaining an opportunity…
