by Jamison Foser In the Seinfeld episode “The Comeback,” George Costanza is embarrassed by his inability to think of a response to a co-worker who made fun of his overconsumption of shrimp cocktail by saying, “Hey George, the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.” George later thinks up what[Read More…]

He said it. I didn’t.

Obama was incredible on Leno. Great interview. Leno, “Mr. President, this was the greatest night of my life.” Very cool. This should be the entire appearance.

Washington, D.C.–(ENEWSPF)– The Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s largest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender civil rights organization, today launched a website to confront right-wing lies and distortions repeatedly used to defeat LGBT equality measures. EndtheLies.org will counteract these mistruths with respectful dialogue and grassroots action. The website’s launch coincides with[Read More…]

Chicago Heights, IL–(ENEWSPF)– Nine Prairie State College art students earned a spot in the Illinois Community College Juried Art Exhibition. The exhibition is from March 11 through April 3 at the Governors State University Visual Arts Gallery. The Illinois Community College Juried Art Exhibition celebrates the creative work of emerging[Read More…]

Matteson, IL–(ENEWSPF)– Looking for community service or just want to help your natural community? Visit Bartel Grasslands near the corner of Flossmoor Road & Central Avenue on Saturday, March 21st from 9:00 a.m. – Noon. We will start off the event by planting native plants. A qualified Bartel volunteer will[Read More…]

Matteson, IL–(ENEWSPF)– Matteson Elementary School District 162 will conduct early kindergarten registration from March 23 through March 27, 2009, 8:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. Registration will be conducted from 6:00 to 8:00 p.m. on March 26 only. Registration will be conducted at Arcadia School, 20519 Arcadian Way, Olympia Fields, Matteson[Read More…]

Governor Quinn: “And we will build a third airport in the South Suburbs of Chicago… and we will build it as fast as humanly possible.” Washington, D.C.–(ENEWSPF)– Congressman Jesse L. Jackson, Jr. made the following statement regarding Illinois Governor Pat Quinn’s commitment to build the third airport. The governor’s announcement[Read More…]

Village staff just announced on Facebook the name of the new dog park to be located in Winnebago Park: The Park Forest Bark District Staff is hoping for an opening in early June.